I may not be Salazar Slytherin, but I’d still like to use my parseltongue to open your chamber of secrets.
perks of being in a relationship
- u can steal their clothes
- they have 2 give u their fries
- they look cute when they sleep
- if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
- free food
- hand on my butt